SHUDDER HORROR REVIEWS – KILLERS
For my final slew of Shudder horror film reviews (with one television series write-up to come), I have combined a series of films which contain murder and killers central to the plot. I mean, most horror films feature these types of terrible situations, but the following movies are grounded very much in reality. Ghosts and ghouls and zombies and monsters are to the fore of the horror genre, however, for me, the shocking violence of human beings can often be far more scary on screen. Thus, these films feature assassins, revengers and serial killers which reflect the blackest part of the human soul. Marks out of eleven, with best rated first. You know the drill.
**MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS**

KILLER JOE (2011) – DIRECTED BY WILLIAM FREIDKIN
Tracy Letts’ incendiary, critically acclaimed dark comedy play was adapted by himself and directed brilliantly by genre auteur, William Friedkin. Matthew McConaughey arguably relaunched his serious acting career as the eponymous and corrupt lawman, Joe Cooper, who takes a fancy to Juno Temple’s southern Lolita-type. Killer Joe (2011) is full of bleakly biting noir dialogue and some amazing performances, especially from McConaughey and Temple. Playing out like the Coen Brothers doing a horror film, the memorably disturbing ending almost put me off chicken for life. This is a true cult classic from a director, screenwriter and cast, all at the top of their game.
Mark: 9 out of 11
A PERFECT GETAWAY (2009) – DIRECTED BY: DAVID TWOHY
Kind of like Agatha Christie meets holiday show Wish You Were Here, I had a lot of fun with David Twohy’s clever-clever-meta-thriller. Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich are the honeymooners in Hawaii who find death in paradise, as a pair of serial killers are murdering holidaymakers. Having helped Vin Diesel to stardom in Pitch Black (2000), Twohy tries again with the laconic and likeable Timothy Olyphant as Macgyver-type island tourist. I’m a big Olyphant fan and he steals the show here in this nifty, twisting cat-and-mouse plot, however, the actor who would go onto massive things in the film world in none other than Chris Hemsworth. Thor pops up here portraying a tattooed-beefcake-with-an-attitude. Anyway, loads of actions, twists, pace and lovely locations make this film worth a visit.
Mark: 8 out of 11
WILDERNESS (2006) – DIRECTED BY: M.J. BASSETT
An efficient low-budget British thriller with a youngish cast led by charismatic actor, Toby Kebbell. Here, Sean Pertwee, takes his gang of youth offenders into the woods for a team-building exercise, only to find the team being destroyed by an unknown assailant. There are some decent thrills and kills throughout, but Christopher Smith’s film Severance (2006) did this idea much better. Still, it rattles along at a fine pace and Kebbell again demonstrates why Hollywood came knocking for his acting talent.
Mark: 7 out of 11
SMALLTOWN KILLERS (2017) – DIRECTED BY OLE BORNEDAL
Two Danish builders are having marital difficulties and one night when drunk, accidentally hire a Russian hitman on the ‘Dark Web’ to kill their wives. Mildly amusing, this comedic thriller is predictable with some haphazard plotting. Lastly, while the warring couples are pretty unlikeable characters, Marcin Dorocinski and Gwen Taylor, as the two hired assassins, provide some belly laughs with their hilarious performances.
Mark: 6.5 out of 11
WHITE OF THE EYE (1987) – DIRECTED BY DONALD CAMMELL
David Keith and Cathy Moriarty star in this serial-killer tale adapted from Margaret Tracy’s novel, Mrs White. Their relationship is put to the test when he becomes prime suspect in a series of murders. Cammell gets compelling performances from the leads but mishandles the plotting as the sudden twist near the end felt mildly ridiculous and contrived.
KiIller Joe is on my list to watch! Thanks!
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Forgot about Perfect Get Away. And didn’t know it was the director of Pitch Black either. That’s a good one as well!
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Yes, both excellent genre films. Thanks for reading !
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I’m going to have to give Killer Joe another chance. I tried to watch it a few years back and couldn’t get through it. It was SO dark…Kind of like The Killer Inside Me, which I appreciated, but have no desire to return to.
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Oh lord, The Killer Inside Me is so relentlessly bleak and misogynistic. All the humour was drained from that story, where Killer Joe’s dialogue really crackles. Both Affleck and McConaughey revel in the bad-guy roles. I guess both films are difficult as they are hopelessly negative about human behaviour.
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Great post 🙂 I totally agree with you on Killer Joe 🙂 I would probably rank Bug (also directed by Friedkin) higher, but KIller Joe is fantastic. I am also a huge Friedkin fan 🙂 Anyway, keep up the great work as always 🙂
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Thanks for reading and commenting so positively, John. I’ve seen Bug too but alas it is not on Shudder! Michael Shannon is frighteningly good in that Friedkin film! He’s just a great filmmaker. While I love The Wages of Fear, his version called Sorceror is a much maligned classic too.
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