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Paul is a writer and filmmaker. He has been committed to a writing career from a very early age. In 1997, he graduated from Staffordshire University with a first class degree in Film, TV and Radio Studies. His 2nd year short film project THE ARTS FILE won a Stoke-on-Trent Young Filmmaker's award. Subsequently, he worked as a Production Assistant on a number of promos and successfully completed a work placement at Sky Movies. In 2002, he gained an MA in Feature Film Screenwriting from Royal Holloway College of London and since graduation has written several feature and many short film scripts. In 2005, he formed FIX FILMS and has written and produced many shorts to date. He has also had several short screenplays commissioned by the Mountview Film Academy and film director Jonathan Wolff. His work can be found here - https://www.youtube.com/c/FixFilmsLtd Most recently Paul wrote, produced and directed his own short horror film called FLATMATES (2018). He has subsequently written and directed the films: MISDIRECTION (2019), TOLERANCE (2019) and YOU HAVE A NEW FOLLOWER (2020). His short films have had screenings worldwide at many film festivals. His latest works are the horror, INFERIS (2024), a set of short film monologues called SIN (2024) and THE SUICIDE SHIFT (2026). PAUL is a versatile and prolific writer with ideas in abundance and a very strong feel for structure, characterisation and dialogue. He favours thought-provoking and entertaining narratives with memorable characters, images and scenes. While he values all styles of film he tends toward genre movies as opposed to overtly "arty" cinema. Moreover, being involved in the producing, casting and crewing of low budget shorts has given him great experience and insight into the filmmaking process; improving his writing no end. From 2008 until 2020, Paul had been on the exciting merry-go-round that is the stand-up comedy circuit. He has done over 1000+ gigs. Venues included: Downstairs at the King's Head, The Comedy Pit, The Comedy Cafe, Soho Comedy, London Comedy Store, Electric Mouse Comedy, Streatham Comedy Club, Mirth Control, Comedy Heat, Lion's Den Comedy etc. He also ran two comedy nights: West End Comedy @ The Comedy Pub and West End Comedy @ The Brazen Head. He used to be the resident MC at Electric Mouse's show at The Fox, Palmers Green and got regular paid bookings as a comic and MC in and out of town. In 2014 and 2016 he performed at the Brighton Fringe Festival and Camden Fringe Festival in 2014. He performed open spots for the Banana Cabaret, The Comedy Store and Up the Creek comedy clubs in London. He is also a keen film and television seer and has a love for all genres of movies from art-house to low-budget z-movies. He also loves television of all kinds notably great comedies and dramas. He is an essayist expressing passionate analysis for all elements of cinema. Links Blog: www.thecinemafix.com YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/FixFilmsLtd
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Cinema Review: The Substance (2024) – A Dark Exploration of Identity

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THE SUBSTANCE (2024)

Directed by Coralie Fargeat

Written by Coralie Fargeat

Produced by: Coralie Fargeat, Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner

Main Cast: Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley and Dennis Quaid

Cinematography by Benjamin Kracun

*** MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS ***

The Substance (2024), directed by Coralie Fargeat, is a visually striking and visceral film that pushes the boundaries of body horror and psychological terror. Fargeat, known for her raw and relentless style in Revenge (2017), once again delivers an unforgettable experience by weaving references to classic literature and horror cinema into a narrative that is at once familiar and entirely original.

Demi Moore portrays a former Hollywood star, Elizabeth Sparkle, now relegated to doing a mildy successful cable TV aerobics show. However, Dennis Quaid’s oily production executive is on the lookout for younger talent. Elizabeth soon finds herself on the media scrapheap. Desperate to regain her youth and career, Elizabeth is drawn to the hypnotic promise of a new product called ‘The Substance.’

Before you can say, “Dorian Gray”, Elizabeth is lured to a strange white room full of lockers and has committed to the process. Similar to Gremlins (1984), there are rules to follow. As she follows the steps and injects the potions, Elizabeth goes through a painful and incredibly impactful transformation process. She literally gives birth to a young and beautiful alter ego called, Sue (Margaret Qualley). Elizabeth and Sue then get seven days each to live their life before they have to swap back. What could go wrong?

The film’s core themes draw heavily from Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, exploring duality, identity, and the monstrous potential hidden within human nature. Like Stevenson’s tale of inner conflict, The Substance delves into the consequences of scientific ambition. It investigates moral transgression but with a modern, feminist twist. Fargeat’s use of body horror, particularly in the transformation sequences, echoes the grotesque, unsettling work of David Cronenberg. The nightmarish atmosphere and surreal visuals are reminiscent of David Lynch’s unsettling dream logic. This is notably seen in Eraserhead (1977) and Mulholland Drive (2001).

The film also pays homage to John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), with its transmogrifying frights, sense of creeping paranoia and rising conflict. But rather than a group of men fighting each other Elizabeth and Sue turn on each other over ownership of their physical existence and Hollywood status. The final act descends into hellish and bloody satire echoing Peter Jackson’s Braindead (1992), with gore galore. Moreover, Stanley Kubrick’s influence is palpable in the film’s meticulous framing, production design and tension-building. The climactic body-morphing scenes, however, most clearly nod to Brian Yuzna’s Society (1989), with its grotesque depictions of class and conformity, fused with Fargeat’s unique vision of female empowerment, revenge and resistance.

The Substance (2024) feels like a bigger budget film in look and style, but you soon realise the minimal number of sets used and a lack of crowd scenes, finds the narrative effectively becoming a two-hander in the middle act by focusing on Sue and Elizabeth’s internal retaliatory vindictiveness. There are some amazing framing, colour design and cinematographic choices as showers become tombs to trap the protagonists. The book-ended Hollywood star montage and returning final shots are imaginative and unforgettable. Got to say that Demi Moore, as an actress taking on a role of an aging and neurotic former star is genius casting. While Qualley delivers a sexually charged and energetic performance, it is Moore who carries the weight of the complex themes as Elizabeth’s journey dives deeper into the stuff of nightmares.

Overall, The Substance (2024) is a postmodern classic and a film that honors its influences while forging its own path. Fargeat uses these references to enrich the narrative, creating a damned ugly and beautiful satire on those seeking narcissistic perfection through unnatural means, ultimately paying the price of those seeking eternal youth and fame.

Mark: 9 out of 11

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HORROR REVIEWS: SPEAK NO EVIL (2022) / SPEAK NO EVIL (2024)

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SPEAK NO EVIL (2022)

Directed by Christian Tafdrup

Written by Christian Tafdrup and Mads Tafdrup

Main Cast: Morten Burian, Sidsel Siem Koch, Fedja van Huêt, Karina Smulders, Liva Forsberg and Marius Damslev.

Speak No Evil (2022), directed by Christian Tafdrup, is a chilling psychological horror that explores the perils of politeness within middle-class sensibilities, turning everyday discomfort into a waking nightmare. The film follows a Danish family with a young daughter, visiting a Dutch family unit, only to find themselves trapped in a horrifying and twisted game of cat and mouse. All smiles and charisma at first, the ‘Alpha’ Patrick, dominates his wife and young son, who unfortunately has no tongue. Tafdrup deftly dissects how the fear of offending others—deeply ingrained in bourgeois values—leads the protagonists to ignore increasingly unsettling behaviour.

Losing or not using one’s voice is inherent within the text. Further, what begins as awkward social tension escalates into something far more sinister, as the family is manipulated through their desire to maintain decorum. This dynamic plays on the anxieties of modern, polite society, where confrontation is often avoided at all costs. The film’s climax delivers a shocking, almost biblical punishment for their inability to break free from these conventions, suggesting a moral reckoning for those who allow fear of impoliteness to override survival instincts.

Subtle, creeping dread makes Speak No Evil (2022) a disturbing meditation on the dangers of middle-class complacency, and the terrifying consequences of choosing politeness over personal safety. Lastly, the film also explores the theme of toxic masculinity as the muscular ‘Alpha’ threatens the ineffective ‘Beta’ male, proving one should always stand up to bullies or face the consequences.

(Note: for those seeking out the film in the UK, it is currently screening on Shudder.)

Mark: 8.5 out of 11

SPEAK NO EVIL (2024)

Directed by James Watkins

Screenplay adaptation by James Watkins

Main cast: James McAvoy , Mackenzie Davis, Scoot McNairy, Alix West Lefler, Dan Hough, and Aisling Franciosi

The English remake of Speak No Evil (2024) delivers a faithful and unnerving adaptation of Christian Tafdrup’s original, with James McAvoy’s chilling performance at its heart. McAvoy, playing the charming yet menacing antagonist, brings a sinister edge to the character that heightens the tension and discomfort throughout the film. His portrayal effortlessly captures the unsettling power dynamics, making each of his polite gestures and subtle manipulations all the more terrifying. McEvoy relishes every moment of this characterful performance.

What truly stands out in this remake is how it retains the meticulous craftsmanship of the original. The film carefully balances tension, awkwardness, and psychological dread, maintaining the slow-burn atmosphere that made the Danish version so unsettling. Director James Watkins ensures the pacing and visual style honour Tafdrup’s vision, with each shot and interaction loaded with unease. Watkin’s adaptation also provides further exposition and fleshes out the character dynamics and motivations, notably with the children, whose actions are integral to propelling the narrative thrills.

The Cape Fear (1991)-style climax veers away from the original’s more subtle, thought-provoking and bleak ending. However, it further amplifies the anxiety, offering a nerve-shredding confrontation that feels both inevitable and brutal. The remake pays homage to the original’s themes of social etiquette, hidden danger and finding one’s voices against bullies, while delivering a climactic showdown that mirrors the power struggles found in classic thrillers. Overall, like the original Speak No Evil (2024) successfully inverts the home invasion dynamic, making it a worthy, terrifying and almost necessary remake.

Mark: 8.5 out of 11

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CINEMA REVIEW: BLINK TWICE (2024)

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Directed by Zoë Kravitz

Written by Zoë Kravitz & E.T. Feigenbaum

Produced by Bruce Cohen, Tiffany Persons, Garret Levitz, Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum

Cast: Naomi Ackie, Channing Tatum, Christian Slater, Simon Rex, Adria Arjona, Kyle MacLachlan, Haley Joel Osment, Geena Davis and Alia Shawkat etc.

Cinematography by Adam Newport-Berra

*** MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS ***

The theme of toxic masculinity is almost becoming a sub-genre of itself in the wake of the #MeToo movement. Films such as The Royal Hotel (2023), How to Have Sex (2023) and Men (2022) are powerful genre films which take the manipulative, malevolent and violent aspect of men, utilizing it as both nemesis and a destructive force the main protagonists must contend with. While She Said (2022) dealt specifically with the Harvey Weinstein legal case, Zoe Kravitz’ energetic blend of genres in Blink Twice (2024), takes a more fictional and heightened route while exposing the horrors surrounding the potential happenings at the notorious Epstein Island.

Frida (Naomie Ackie) and her friend Jess (Alia Shawkat) work at an exclusive event where Frida meets Slater King (Channing Tatum), a billionaire tech mogul who recently resigned as CEO after a public scandal. Despite the scandal Frida and Jess gladly accept an invitation to his private island, where his assistant Stacy (Geena Davis) confiscates their phones. The island hosts Slater’s friends and business partners along with three glamorous guests including Sarah (Adria Arjona). The men and women are treated to lavish rooms, gift bags, gourmet meals, cocktails, and party like hedonistic rock stars drinking champagne and taking hallucinogens.

If you’ve seen the similar island-based, The Menu (2022), which I loved, plus the less than riveting 1950’s perfect suburb-set, Don’t Worry Darling (2022), one soon realises that not all is well in paradise. Amidst the sun, sea and partying the narrative slowly builds the tension until Frida and Jess begin to suspect all may not be as it seems. Kravitz carefully ratchets up the tension, with several strange discoveries heightening the paranoia and anxiety. Latterly the suspense gives way to all-out gory horror and black comedy in the thrilling final act. Naomi Ackie and Adria Arjona are impressive “final girls”, however, the script arguably throws in too many twisty reveals at the end, testing narrative credibility.

Zoe Kravitz is clearly a talented filmmaker and Blink Twice (2024), while unsubtle, is highly entertaining. But does the diversion to the horror genre dilute the power of the themes of toxic masculinity? Kravitz aims to critique the evils of men by showcasing male characters who embody arrogance, dominance, and emotional suppression. But while Kravitz may intend to address toxic masculinity, the reliance on traditional horror tropes potentially undermines this message by exaggerating characters, victimizing women, and prioritizing sensationalism over substance. Still, as a revenge fantasy, Blink Twice (2024), is both stylishly and dynamically rendered.

Mark: 7.5 out of 11

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CINEMA REVIEW- ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)

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CINEMA REVIEW – ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)

Directed by Fede Álvarez

Written by Fede Álvarez & Rodo Sayagues

Based on Characters by Dan O’Bannon & Ronald Shusett

Produced by Ridley Scott, Michael Pruss, Walter Hill etc.

Main Cast: Cailee Spaeny, David Jonsson, Archie Renaux, Isabela Merced, Spike Fearn and Aileen Wu etc.

Cinematography by Galo Olivares

*** CONTAINS SPOILERS ***

Did we need another Alien film? Prometheus (2012) was a box office success while the entertaining, if bland, Covenant seemed to have killed off any possibility of more bleeding chest-bursting. As original director, Ridley Scott, concentrates on the unnecessary sequel Gladiator 2 (2024), Fede Alvarez helms unnecessary prequel, Romulus (2024), set some time between the classic original and one-of-the-best-sequels-ever, Aliens (1986).

The franchise is renowned for its blend of horror, science fiction, and action, with iconic elements that have become staples of the series. To create a successful prequel within this franchise, it’s essential to incorporate certain tropes and thematic elements that resonate with fans while expanding the lore in a meaningful way. So, while it is very entertaining and directed with fine energy, Romulus (2024), is essentially one of the biggest budget fan films ever.

As the script for this film seemed to be written by ChatGPT, I ask you to enjoy a game of Alien: Bingo with me. So, when you watch Romulus (2024), take this list with you and check them off.

  1. Ancient Alien Ruins: Introduce ancient, mysterious structures or artifacts related to the Engineers or other ancient civilizations, which hint at the origins of the Xenomorphs.

  2. Uncovering the Unknown: The protagonists should gradually discover the horror of their situation, with an escalating sense of dread as they uncover the truth about the Xenomorphs.

  3. Weyland-Yutani Corporation: The presence of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, or its precursor, should be central, with their unethical practices and obsession with the Xenomorphs for profit and weaponization playing a key role.

  4. Corporate Deception: Characters may be manipulated or deceived by corporate agendas, often leading to their doom.

  5. Body Horror: Incorporate the visceral, gruesome body horror elements that are a signature of the franchise, such as chest-bursters, acid-for-blood, or other horrific ways the Xenomorphs reproduce and evolve.

  6. Mutations and Experiments: Show early experiments with the Xenomorphs or other creatures, emphasizing the grotesque consequences of tampering with alien biology.

  7. The Alien Xenomorph: Introduce early forms or ancestors of the Xenomorph, exploring how they evolved into the perfect killing machines.

  8. Bioweapon Origins: Delve into the origins of the Xenomorphs as potential bio-weapons, being exploited by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation.

  9. The Engineers: Expand on the lore of the Engineers, their culture, technology, and their role in the creation of the Xenomorphs.

  10. Claustrophobic Settings: Use isolated, claustrophobic environments like derelict ships, alien worlds, or underground facilities to enhance the feeling of dread and helplessness.

  11. Slow-Burn Suspense: Build tension gradually, with a focus on atmosphere, sound design, and visual storytelling, allowing the horror to unfold slowly.

  12. Synthetics (Androids): Include synthetic characters (like Ash, Bishop, or David), exploring their complex relationships with humans and their potential hidden agendas.

  13. Small, Vulnerable Crew: Focus on a small group of characters who are outmatched by the alien threat, emphasizing their vulnerability and the high stakes of survival.

  14. Foreshadowing: Include subtle nods or direct connections to the events or characters of the original “Alien” films, creating a sense of continuity.

  15. Iconic Imagery: Use familiar visual motifs like the Xenomorph egg, facehugger, and the bio-mechanical aesthetic associated with H.R. Giger’s designs.

As well as a superb dirty industrial look and striking cinematography, all of the above tropes and more are present in Romulus (2024). The cast are mostly bland, notably the young Ripley clone portrayed by Cailee Spaeny. Having said that, David Jonsson as Andy, brings tremendous depth and humanity to the character of Andy. Once again, ironically the android character is the most interesting aspect of a recent Alien offering. Jonsson is destined for a great acting career and rises above this often thrilling, if highly generic, horror film.

Mark: 7 out of 11

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CINEMA REVIEW: TRAP (2024)

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CINEMA REVIEW: TRAP (2024)

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Written by M. Night Shyamalan

Produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock, M. Night Shyamalan

Main cast: Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Night Shyamalan, Hayley Mills, Alison Pill, Jonathan Langdon, etc.

Cinematography by Sayombhu Mukdeeprom

*** CONTAINS SPOILERS ***

If you’re into mysterious and suspenseful genre films, M. Night Shyamalan’s most recent works Old (2021) and Knock at the Cabin (2023) left a lasting impression on me. Both movies dive deep into the human psyche, exploring themes of time, fear, and the unknown, and I really enjoyed them. Old (2021) combined Shyamalan’s signature twisty narrative with a meditation on the passage of time. Sure, the ending was over-cooked but I thought it was a brilliant Twilight Zone infused ensemble suspense twister. Meanwhile, Knock at the Cabin (2023) was a compelling claustrophobic apocalyptic thriller finding a family faced with making a horrendous sacrifice. While he is not everyone’s cinematic cup of tea, I for one have enjoyed Shyamalan’s recent output.

His latest high concept B-movie thriller is called Trap (2024). It stars Josh Hartnett as a loving and attentive father, Cooper Adams, who takes his teenage daughter, Riley, to see Lady Raven (Saleka Night Shyamalan) in a huge concert venue. Obviously, musical-based films such as A Star is Born (2018), Purple Rain (1984), and Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) feature gigs as part of their genre conventions. Here in Trap (2024) the concert becomes much more than that. Because Cooper is in fact a serial killer, and acting on a tip-off, the authorities and FBI profiler, Dr Josephine Grant (Hayley Mills), mobilize to turn the location into a means to ensare him. Thus, the whole concert becomes a living, breathing trap, a maze with which Cooper must avoid capture while ensuring his daughter, and the law, do NOT discover his evil dark side.

What follows is a dynamic series of situations where Shyamalan asks the audience to identify with Hartnett’s ‘Butcher’ and see if he can escape the law as they close in. As the music blares and the lights flash, you’re drawn into the tension of a manhunt. The ‘R and B’ pop music, while not my thing, is actually pretty decent as performed by Shyamalan’s daughter, Saleka Night Shyamalan. Can ‘the Butcher’ outsmart the law and vanish into the night, or will he be caught in this electrifying game of cat and mouse? The script certainly answers that in a thrilling set of scenes and confident twists. Of course, it’s all highly improbable and preposterous, but I found all the contrivances incredibly entertaining.

Trap (2024) has some dark and crafty humour in there too, notably in Hartnett’s committed performance. At times I almost thought he was going to speak to the audience directly. I love it when you can see an actor reveling in their performance and Hartnett has so much fun playing this OCD-controlling-complex-double-life-leading family man and serial killer. Thematically, the film is strong too as Cooper is locked in a psychological and emotional struggle against powerful matriarchal figures who inhabit his world. These are represented by his deceased mother who haunts his thoughts and the very-much-alive, Doctor Grant, the psychologist charged with stopping him.

While Trap (2024) requires the audience to swallow a huge piece of “suspend disbelief” pie, Shyamalan infuses Hitchcock levels of suspense – think Rope (1948) on steroids – that had me gripped all the way. It isn’t meant to be taken too seriously and does contain some massive plot-holes you can drive a tour bus through. But I didn’t care as Trap represents another chunk of thoroughly enjoyable genre cinema from M. Night Shyamalan.

Mark: 8 out of 11

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NETFLIX FILM REVIEW: HIT MAN (2023)

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Directed by Richard Linklater

Screenplay by Richard Linklater & Glen Powell

Based on “Hit Man” by Skip Hollandsworth

Produced by Mike Blizzard, Richard Linklater, Glen Powell, Jason Bateman & Michael Costigan

Main Cast: Glen Powell, Adria Arjona, Austin Amelio, Retta, Sanjay Rao, etc.

Cinematography by Shane F. Kelly

*** MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS ***

Hollywood has a history of attempting to mold certain actors into the next big film stars, often casting them in high-profile projects with hopes of catapulting them to stardom. Colin Farrell was positioned as a leading man with roles in blockbuster films like Minority Report (2002), Alexander (2004) and S.W.A.T. (2003), but despite his undeniable talent, he didn’t quite become the A-list fixture studios envisioned. Having said that Farrell has proved himself an actor of high esteem, choosing to work with some of the best directors around in Yorgos Lanthimos and Martin McDonagh.

Similarly, Sam Worthington was thrust into the spotlight with Avatar (2009) and Terminator Salvation (2009), yet struggled to keep his star power afterward. Likewise, Taylor Kitsch, Hayden Christensen, Jai Courtney, Kate Mara and Daisy Ridley were also groomed for stardom. While Ridley achieved significant recognition, sustaining that momentum outside of the galaxy far, far away has proven difficult, Cara Delevingne has found the transition from supermodel to actress somewhat challenging. Enter stage centre, Glen Powell, who is arguably the latest actor the Hollywood machine is pushing for global stardom.

Powell is a handsome, charming and intelligent actor with a winning smile who certainly carries the romance and comedic elements of Hit Man (2023) extremely well. He portrays Gary Johnson, a mild-mannered professor of Psychology and Philosophy at the University of New Orleans who also assists the New Orleans Police Department in undercover sting operations. Usually working behind the operations providing advice, Gary is suddenly thrust into the action and has to play a fake hit-man to bring a suspect down. While this set-up stretched legal credulity, we eventually learn that the events are based on a “true” story. No doubt some liberties have been taken with the source material.

Gary’s character development finds him becoming very successful as an undercover operator, taking on a series of disguises and inventing precise alter egos to match the psychological make-up of those he is trying to trap. Hit Man (2023) is a kind of “ugly duckling” story where the ‘Alpha’ identity Gary invents ultimately takes over his own ‘Beta’ personality. The romantic element of the narrative comes via the beautiful and troubled, Madison (Adria Arjona), who desires to kill her abusive boyfriend, Ray. Tasked with bringing her to justice, Gary contrives to give her a second chance, but when Ray turns up dead, Gary’s whole existence and secret identity comes under threat. While this sounds like the plot to a really compelling thriller, overall there is a lighter touch to the direction and much humour. Further, Powell’s on-screen chemistry with Arjona is convincing and sizzles throughout.

I really enjoyed Hit Man (2023). It’s familiar and conventionally structured, but has a smart genre script and winning performances from the charismatic and sexy leads. Lastly, Richard Linklater is a rare filmmaker who seamlessly navigates between art-house cinema and more commercial projects, maintaining his distinctive voice across both realms. Hit Man (2023) finds him in more crowd-pleasing territory as he was with the fantastic School of Rock (2003). Yet, will Powell ultimately become a box office success and bona fide movie star? Well, I guess with this film, the recently released, Twisters (2024), the upcoming Huntington (2025) and Edgar Wright directed, The Running Man (2025), he is well on his way.

Mark: 8 out of 11

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CINEMA REVIEW: LONGLEGS (2024)

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CINEMA REVIEW: LONGLEGS (2024)

Directed by Osgood Perkins

Written by Osgood Perkins

Produced by Dan Kagan, Brian Kavanaugh-Jones, Nicolas Cage, Dave Caplan, Chris Ferguson etc.

Main Cast: Maika Monroe, Blair Underwood, Alicia Witt, Nicolas Cage, etc.

Cinematography by Andrés Arochi

*** THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS ***

As a no-budget filmmaker I have often written and produced scripts which arguably had plots and concepts that were under-served by the lack of funds. The low budget meant one’s production values suffered on screen and did not allow the requisite number of shoot days to do the finished script justice. I felt similar vibes watching Longlegs (2024), as filmmaker Osgood Perkins attempts a FBI procedural thriller on less-than-$10 million dollars. The sparseness of the production and minimal cast kind of works in its’ favour, as Perkins goes for an ultra-violent-Twin-Peaks-meets-economy-Fincher vibe, ultimately ending up with a incredibly strange brew indeed.

Maika Monroe is FBI agent, Lee Harker, investigating a series of inexplicable murder-suicides during the 1990’s. In terms of structure the breadcrumb plotting is not the films’ strength but it does allow the director to hang a whole load of janky peculiarities on the screen. Harker’s keen empathy and apparent sixth-sense bring her ever closer to a suspect who goes by the name of ‘Longlegs’. Yet, the killer is not related to a spider, but rather reminded me of Noel Fielding meets the monster from parodic film-within-a-TV-show, Doctor and the Pencil. Surprisingly, and you will not believe this, the weirdo killer, Longlegs, is portrayed weirdly by Nicolas Cage, who revels in the wig and prosthetics and is, did I say already, the height of weirdness.

Osgood Perkins directed one of the dullest horror films I have ever seen in the experimental, I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016). But Longlegs (2024) is a massive improvement with some chilling and suspenseful scenes, and a decent lead performance from Agent Starling-alike, Maika Monroe. Similar to Carol Morley’s Out of Blue (2018), this is an arthouse director taking on genre filmmaking without enough cash and getting it deliberately wrong. Overall, with a very strong first half, Longlegs (2024), latterly takes some insane plot turns involving Faustian pacts, parental abuse, religious mania, hypnosis and voodoo sci-fi concepts which don’t really meld but remain thematically fascinating. Cage portraying Noel Fielding as an oddball killer, as well as many fantastic on-screen deaths, definitely give this cult cinematic stew strong and curious limbs.

Mark: 7.5 out of 11

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CINEMA REVIEW: THE BIKERIDERS (2023)

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CINEMA REVIEW: THE BIKERIDERS (2023)

Directed by Jeff Nichols

Screenplay by Jeff Nichols (Based on The Bikeriders by Danny Lyon)

Produced by Sarah Green, Brian Kavanaugh-Jones and Arnon Milchan

Main Cast: Jodie Comer, Austin Butler, Tom Hardy, Michael Shannon, Mike Faist, Norman Reedus, Boydf Holbrook etc.

Cinematography by Adam Stone

*** MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS ***

Set in the mid-sixties, the biopic The Bikeriders (2023), centres on a bike club (or what we could be considered a ‘Hell’s Angel’ gang of the era) called ‘The Vandals.’ Started by Tom Hardy’s, leader Johnny, as a motorbike racing club, it develops into a social place for men to meet and play and look cool and party and fight. More significantly, ‘The Vandals’ club allows the men to gain a sense of authority and identity within the shifting state of America during the 1960’s. The terrific ensemble cast includes Austin Butler as moody Benny, plus his sparky narrator wife, Jodie Comer, as Kathy. All are very good, yet there is something lacking thematically and in terms of plot.

Story-wise The Bikeriders (2023), is more like a verbal and pictorial diary with Comer’s affected Chicago accent gluing the various events together without reaching a height of dramatic satisfaction. Butler and Hardy are really cool and moody, echoing visitations of James Dean and Marlon Brando, respectively. But there needed to be more differentiation in their characters as TWO strong and silent types created a dramatic vacuum for me. Classic scene stealers such as Michael Shannon, Boyd Holbrook and Norman Reedus do add colour and charisma. I kind of wanted more of those guys because they had strong personalities, and actually spoke! Meanwhile, the props, costumes, production design and cinematography are all brilliantly rendered, clothing the film in an authentic and gritty sense of style.

Ultimately, the nostalgic, “anti-hero” driven period drama, so well delivered by Martin Scorsese over the years gets another solid run-out in The Bikeriders (2023) from the talented filmmaker, Jeff Nichols. Whereas Scorsese brings incendiary cinematic fireworks and complex tales of morality to your face, mind and heart, Nichols is a more under-stated director. He presents his stories and characters without too much push, with the audience having to lean in to catch the whispers of drama. That isn’t to say The Bikeriders (2023) doesn’t have action, racing, fighting, crashes, and blood, but the characters are lacking a powerful narrative engine to drive the strong performances forward. Plus, the themes of loss, war, and masculinity in crisis needed more gas. The film motors along just fine, but without ever getting into fifth, let alone sixth gear.

Mark: 7 out of 11

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NETFLIX REVIEWS: HORROR!

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NETFLIX REVIEWS: HORROR!

As regular readers of my blog will know I am a massive fan of horror films. So much so I will often theme my monthly viewing around the genre, then consolidate the reviews in one post. Here are two of the most recent posts:

HORROR OBSCURA FILM REVIEWS – HALLOWEEN 2021 SPECIAL!
13 HORROR FILMS FOR CHRISTMAS – Some alternative festive reviews!

For the month of June and bleeding into July, I solely focused on horror films streaming on Netflix. So, here are short reviews of the many films I watched that are currently available on Netflix!

*** CONTAINS PLOT SPOILERS ***

A CLASSIC HORROR STORY (2021)

Italian shocker that echoes Midsommar (2019), Scream 3 (2000) and The Ritual (2017). The script is meta-clever and there’s some decent gore, but overall it lacks emotional empathy for the characters. More of a knowing film satire rather than being proper scary. Mark: 6.5 out of 11

BAGHEAD (2023)

Suffers in comparison to the far more energetic and thrilling Talk to Me (2022) – which is also on Netflix. Aside from the opening with the always brilliant Peter Mullan, who sets the scene, monster and horror rules, the film contains slight characterization and low stakes when the lead protagonists enter the shadowed fray. Mark: 5.5 out of 11

BLOODY NEW YEAR (1987)

Genuinely one of the worst horror films EVER made, that somehow still has some memorably crazy moments and monsters. Watch and cry with laughter about how bad this Brit-shocker is though! Mark: 2 out of 11

CAM (2018)

Madeline Brewer is fantastic as the narcissistic Cam-Girl who finds her identity is cloned, with the added stress of a killer being on her trail. Cleverly and wittily plotted, this brilliantly directed satire rises above its exploitative material to deliver a thematically rich horror film full of suspense and shocks. Mark: 8.5 out of 11

CREEP 2 (2017)

Mark Duplass gives another strikingly weird performance as the serial killer who loves the slow-burn taunting of his victims. Both this and Creep (2015) actually make the found footage filming trope work really well. Mark: 7.5 out of 11

EMELIE (2016)

What if your babysitter isn’t the person you think they are? An incredibly chilling character study designed to give every parent sleepless nights. With a committed performance from Sarah Bolger, this has so many twisted scenes involving the kids that disturbed me and feared for their safety. A horror film that really burrows under your skin throughout. Mark: 7.5 out of 11.

FANTASY ISLAND (2020)

Taking a 1970’s high-concept drama series and turning it into a horror film is not the worst idea, especially as the original series had its darker episodes often involving cautionary tales of morality. However, the script they delivered for this misfire feels as though many, many writers have tried desperately to resuscitate it from within the cold morgue draw. There’s some drive and energy from the cast and I actually enjoyed some of the set-pieces, but it feels ultimately like over-stuffed mush. Mark: 5 out of 11.

HAUNT (2019)

An incredibly generic set-up finds a group of teenagers drawn to a haunted house at Halloween, only for crazed killers to lock them in a slash them down. Benefits from some imaginative villains and kills, plus an empathetic lead characterization by Katie Stevens as the grieving Harper. Lastly, directors Scott Beck and Bryan Woods show excellent control over tone, style and suspense. Mark: 7.5 out of 11.

RED STATE (2011)

Kevin Smith goes ‘Grindhouse’ with this gnarly horror film where a group of horny teenagers are lured into a deadly trap that threatens their existence. Starts strongly exploring themes of religious mania and family values culminating in an incredible monologue delivered by Michael Park’s charismatic church leader. Latterly descends into a chaotic siege thriller shoot-em-up with crazy cultists versus the American authorities led by the always excellent, John Goodman. Smith’s trademark chitty-chatter dialogue is good, but kind of gets in the way (monologue aside) of the drama and humanity-as-horror of the piece. Mark: 7 out of 11.

THERE’S SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE (2021)

Extremely well written, directed and acted film which gets stuck between the rites-of-passage and slasher tropes, serving neither of these genres satisfactorily. There’s some alright kills, but overall feels like an inferior photocopy of Scream (2000) with little of the wit or meta-brilliance. Mark: 6 out of 11.

TIN & TINA (2023)

Featuring motifs relating to religion, fascism and family values, this interesting chiller ticks all the themes present in many Spanish horror films. As Lola (Milena Smit) and Adolfo (Jaime Lorente) suffer the tragedy of a lost child, they try to redeem their grief with the adoption of two blonde, shock-haired orphans raised by nuns. Driven by their naivete and religious fervour, Tin and Tina end up committing many questionable acts which threaten to send Lola over the edge. Beautifully filmed and scored, the director also builds an impressive sense of dread throughout, yet the film is ultimately denied a higher mark by the glacial pace and disappointing ending. Nonetheless, it is thought provoking with both the creepy kids and Christianity contributing to nail-biting scenes of high anxiety. Mark: 7 out of 11

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FIX FILMS PRESENTS: SIN – EPISODES 4 – 7

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SIN – EPISODES 4

Last year I wrote and produced seven monologues inspired by the deadly sins. With careful planning, myself and a quality cast and crew shot them all in one day at Raindance Film School. I’m now releasing them online via YouTube. They are in essence a proof of concept project with an aim for myself to develop them into a feature film screenplay. Below are episodes 4 to 7!

PITCH

“Let those without sin cast the first stone.”

An anthology of 7 monologues based around the seven deadly sins. Moments, drama, humour, character studies and themes exploring the darker side of human nature. Influenced by: Alan Bennett’s Talking Heads, Inside No. 9, Tales of the Unexpected and Amicus/Hammer horror film anthologies.

PRIDE starring Myles Horgan

Bishop, a retired spy with a gun in his face, delivers a powerful monologue as he attempts to deduce the identity of the assassin that faces him.

LUST starring Tom Cavendish

Danny, a police officer racked with guilt, confesses as to why he thinks he cheated on his beloved fiancé with her sister.

ENVY starring Malcolm Jeffries

Len, a covert photographer, reveals how his obsession with a client’s wife brings back haunting memories from his past.

WRATH starring Julia Florimo

Sadie describes in detail how and why she plotted revenge by poisoning her cheating ex-boyfriend, Stephen.

CREDITS

Writer and Producer: Paul Laight
Camera and Post-Production: Gary O’Brien
Sound: Ali Kivanc
Camera Assistant: Maka Natsvlishvili
Music by: Epic Violin Music NO Copyright royalty free music  
Special thanks: Raindance Film School and Universal Video